On a business trip back in 2001 I read that South Korea had the highest rate of alcohol-related auto deaths of any civilized nation. The thing is, I was sitting in the back seat of a taxi on the way to Seoul’s Incheon Airport at the time. I couldn’t resist[…] Read On
I know everyone’s wondering what’s in store for President Trump so I thought I’d explain how impeachment actually works. Imagine you’re back in high school. You’re popular with half the school but the others think you’re a dick. So your enemies come up with a reason to get you kicked[…] Read On
I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to[…] Read On
When we built our new house my wife spared no expense in decking out the gourmet kitchen with high-end appliances, cherry wood cabinetry, granite countertops and all that. But there were two bars (don’t judge us) where she needed an under-counter fridge with an ice-maker. And since Sub-Zero didn’t make[…] Read On