Everyone thinks Rudolph was mercilessly bullied by the other reindeer because of his big fat red nose, that is until Santa came along and let him guide the sleigh on Christmas. Then all of the reindeer loved him. He made history. The end. But that’s not what really happened. Turns[…] Read On
Still alive and well, still alive and wellEvery now and then I know it’s kinda hard to tellBut I’m still alive and well – Rick Derringer If I had to come up with the worst Labor Day ever it would have to be the time I’m floating in the pool,[…] Read On
It sucks to be a Yankees fan. I’ve watched them blow so many ninth inning leads this season I want to slit my wrists. Tonight they blew a two-run lead in the ninth and still somehow found themselves up by a run in the bottom of the 10th in a[…] Read On
Now that we’re a year into this Covid isolation nightmare, I’m wondering if the pandemic and the lockdowns have changed your lives in the same ways they’ve changed mine. It would be funny if it wasn’t so tragic. Is it just me or … Does everyone eat like a starving[…] Read On
In case anyone’s wondering why I haven’t written anything this week, my brain is fried. I mean seriously fried. If this were an episode of iZombie, Rose “Olivia” McIver would be piling lettuce, tomatoes, onions, mayo and hot sauce on a toasted bun and chowing down like it was the[…] Read On
On a recent Fox Business interview, Coronavirus response team coordinator Dr. Deborah Birx told the American people to “know where your hands are at all times.” That is good advice … for Joe Biden. Or maybe she meant to say, “know where your pants are at all times.” Strangely enough,[…] Read On
The stock market is making you nauseous but you can’t look away. Zombie apocalypse movies hit too close to home. Playing hooky from work and doing whatever you want sucks. Purell hand sanitizer is worth more than fillet mignon. The wife is being nice to you. Too nice. It’s quiet.[…] Read On