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Don’t Be a Dick

Every year around this time I consider my shortcomings and come up with a plan to be a better person. If you believe that you must be new around here. Everyone knows I don’t make new year’s resolutions. They’re dumb. And they never stick. Also I’m perfect. So there is[…] Read On

The Marital Deficit Test

Every long-term relationship has a screwup. You know, the one who always ends up apologizing for pretty much everything and never seems to learn. In my marriage, that would be me. Obviously. If you think of a relationship as sort of a bank account with a balance, one partner will[…] Read On