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Young and Dumb

I’m in excruciating pain right now. The good news is that it only hurts when I sit, stand or lie down. I know it sounds bad but don’t worry; this is nothing new. I’ve had this ruptured disk forever. The pain is usually manageable but I occasionally do something sensationally[…] Read On

Beware the Mask Nazis

It had to happen sometime. Last night I was cursed and threatened by some rando for not having a mask on while walking my puppy on a public street. And no, I was not violating any state or local restrictions. I was coming from a daily gathering of dogs (and[…] Read On

Don’t Be a Dick

Every year around this time I consider my shortcomings and come up with a plan to be a better person. If you believe that you must be new around here. Everyone knows I don’t make new year’s resolutions. They’re dumb. And they never stick. Also I’m perfect. So there is[…] Read On

Not Another Thanksgiving Post

Forgive me for taking this year’s Thanksgiving post in a different direction. And when I say “Forgive me,” I mean a different word that also starts with “F.” It’s just that I’m already bored with all the holiday crap and it’s not even December. Must be a 2020 thing. Anyhow,[…] Read On

The Three Month Rule

Things are never as they seem. At least, not for three months. Three months is a magic timeframe. That’s precisely how long it takes to determine if any potentially life-changing decision is a good idea or not. Seriously. Whether you’re dating someone, adopting a dog or taking a new job,[…] Read On