Beneath our virtual façades and phony personas we are all naked and flawed. We all laugh so hard it hurts and hurt so much we have to laugh. We all break, and we don’t always mend. And all our stories begin and end exactly the same way. Along the way[…] Read On
You know all those feature stories about relatively young people who either died, ended up in the hospital or suffered long haul effects from Covid? You know, the propaganda I mean stories meant to entice you to go out and get vaxed — the only state-approved form of immunity. Well,[…] Read On
If you’ve ever watched James Lipton’s Inside the Actor’s Studio, at the end of the interview he asks each guest to answer a sort of questionnaire. The actors’ answers are often funny and revealing. Lipton’s questions are adapted from the Proust Questionnaire, which dates back to late 20th century France[…] Read On
“The threat of bringing masks back is not a decision based on science, but a decision conjured up by liberal government officials who want to continue to live in a perpetual pandemic state.” – House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy “He’s such a moron.” – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi With death[…] Read On
It sucks to be a Yankees fan. I’ve watched them blow so many ninth inning leads this season I want to slit my wrists. Tonight they blew a two-run lead in the ninth and still somehow found themselves up by a run in the bottom of the 10th in a[…] Read On
When a Twitter troll tries to retweet a sensational soundbite or hysterical headline from some media hack guess what pops up now? A friendly reminder that they’re about to share an article they haven’t even read yet. Does that stop anyone from perpetuating nonsense they know nothing about to their[…] Read On
“I have famously huge turds.” – Drax, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Somewhere in the Santa Cruz Mountains some wily coyote is enjoying a nice turkey dinner. Here’s the backstory: For a month or so this wild turkey’s been trolling my pool — taking dumps on the coping and[…] Read On